- Yesterday: horny
- Today: horny
- Tomorrow: horny
- Next week: horny
- Next month: horny
- Apocalypse: horny
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.
every black family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags